The Scroll

HUMOR: Montessori students strike oil

Haleigh Miller

January 13, 2011

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Haleigh Miller, '12, News Section Editor Last Thursday, CCDS’s Montessori class discovered an oil field potentially worth millions of dollars. After the discovery, Procter and Gamble was alerted and a team sponsored by Dawn d...

HUMOR: Students punished for lost pens and pencils

Amanda Young

January 13, 2011

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Amanda Young, '11, Co-Editor-in-Chief During first semester, English teacher and Junior and Senior Dean Mr. Fred Carey found “over 300” unattended pencils and pens throughout the Upper School. So, Mr. Carey is now awarding...

HUMOR: Scroll bloopers photo gallery

Amanda Young

January 13, 2011

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

Photos by Ilana Habib, '11, Photography Editor For years, Ilana Habib has flocked to CCDS events to capture stunning photos for The Scroll. But, not every picture can be perfect... ...

HUMOR: Recall on all tree pictures after discovery reveals wrong tree used

Kate Taylor

January 13, 2011

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

by Kate Taylor '11, Lens Section Editor All tree pictures must be returned to Upper School Administrative Assistant Mrs. Andi Mapes by the end of the week. Dr. Gregory Martin, Academic Dean, discovered that the pictures had actua...

HUMOR: A day in the life of the Scroll’s hot new it couple “Comanda"

Amanda Young

January 13, 2011

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Claire Heinichen, '11, Lighter Fare Editor It’s 8:05 am on a typical Monday morning, and both Cody and Amanda are still in their jammies, pondering new ways to torture the Scroll staff while enjoying a nice stack of ...

HUMOR: Secret to CCDS students’ academic success discovered

Haleigh Miller

January 13, 2011

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Caroline Gentile '13, News Editor Although they are swamped with hours of homework, classes, sports, clubs, various academic competitions, SAT prep classes, extra credit work, study groups, Student Council, artistic endeavors...

HUMOR: CCDS to rent out facilities during weekend to religious groups

Kathryn Black

January 13, 2011

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Kathryn Black, ’11, The Lens Section Editor In an effort to raise funds and decrease the cost of tuition, CCDS has decided to rent out its facilities during the weekend. For several years now, the Horizon Church has been...

HUMOR: Seven Hills invests in Wii technology for varsity sports

Edwin Sam

January 12, 2011

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Edwin Sam, '13, Sports Editor Houston, Wii have a problem. A small school in Cincinnati, Ohio has decided to reward sports credits for playing the Wii, Nintendo’s motion sensor game console. According to an anonymous source...

HUMOR: Mrs. Dunn to write romance novel with Twilight author Stephenie Meyer

Hannah Stewart

January 12, 2011

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Hannah Stewart, '12, A&E Editor Mrs. Pat Dunn, the English Department Chair at Cincinnati Country Day School, is collaborating on a supernatural series with Stephenie Meyer, the famed author of the books in the Twilight Saga. Th...

HUMOR: Upper School Faculty stuck in Chilean mine

Cody Pomeranz

November 12, 2010

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Cody Pomeranz '11, Co-Editor-in-Chief Patricia Dunn: Merle! We get it, OK! You finally have the chance to actually feel like a Prisoner. Stop quoting lines from Patrick McGoohan. Merle Black: Well, you know what Pat, we mig...

HUMOR: Caption Contest!

Claire Heinichen

October 12, 2010

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Section Editor What do you think is going on this picture? Submit your best caption for it and a winner will be chosen to enjoy eternal glory! Photo courtesy of Ilana Habib. She's Awesome....

The Student News Site of Cincinnati Country Day School
Lighter Fare