The Scroll

HUMOR: Barton/Portman rig Student Council election

Edwin Sam

April 20, 2012

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By Edwin Sam '13, Sports Section Editor. It was rigged. From the day he made the deceitful announcement about his Ponzi-Scheme charity, Athletes United, Michael Madoff carefully crafted a top-to-bottom conspiracy to win the e...

HUMOR: The real lyrics to those songs you thought you knew

Haleigh Miller

January 12, 2012

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By Caroline Gentile '13, News Section Editor, and Avery Maier '13, News Section Editor There are few things more awkward than being called out for singing the wrong words to a song.  Whether you're in the car by yourself or...

HUMOR: Upper School students terrified by faculty

Haleigh Miller

November 11, 2011

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By Nicky Niedermeier '12, LighterFare Section Editor The students of the Upper School are regarded for their exceptional academic performances. What motivates our peers? Terror. Pure, unadulterated fear of the cast of charac...

Junior Rafting Trip- The Untold Story

Holly Dayton

October 7, 2011

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By Holly Dayton ’13, Lens Section Editor While most of the Junior class was gone last weekend, engaging in frivolous outdoor activities like white-water rafting and rappelling, some studious Juniors were at home working a...

A (first) day in the life of an average CCDS student

Haleigh Miller

September 7, 2011

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By Nicky Niedermeier '12, LighterFare Section Editor 7:45 AM—You wake up suddenly after realizing you have hit the snooze button three times. 8:05 AM—You finally get to CCD. You wait five minutes to finally be waved through...

Why you should be the new Lighter Fare Section Editor

Amanda Young

March 11, 2011

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By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Section Editor So now that I am a fourth quarter senior, I get to look forward to things like getting into college, never doing my homework, and most importantly (and the one that brings me...

VIDEO HUMOR- Radish News Report: Mr. Carey incarcerated after confiscations go too far!

Cody Pomeranz

February 14, 2011

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Video by Baldur Tangvald '11, Video Section Editor Report by Jack Wildman '11, Contributor Ever since Baldur Tangvald's first installment of his widely touted Radish News segment, the school has been abuzz about what to expect fr...

HUMOR: Test your CCDS knowledge on Sporcle

Amanda Young

February 12, 2011

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By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Editor Do you know the nickname of the back parking lot where sophomores, seniors, and juniors park? Do you remember the theme of the 2008 winter formal? Answer these questions and more here...

HUMOR: Seven ways to procrastinate

Amanda Young

January 28, 2011

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By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Editor As a second semester senior, I find myself never wanting to do much of anything school related. This includes physics problem sets, calculus homework, and most importantly, writing...

VIDEO- Radish News Report: Poltergeists Pester Theater Workshop

Cody Pomeranz

January 14, 2011

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Video by Baldur Tangvald '11, Video Section Editor Interview by Will Duncan '11, Contributor Ladies and gentlemen of Cincinnati Country Day, the wait is finally over. You've heard of The Onion and The Roll, and now, we pro...

HUMOR: Country Day to transition to Apple MacBooks for 2012 school year

Jules Cantor

January 13, 2011

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By Jules Cantor '11, Sports Section Editor On January 11, 2011, Verizon Wireless announced that they were introducing the Apple iPhone in early February. On the same day, a similar announcement, yet one of greater magnitude reached...

HUMOR: Secret faculty cables leaked by Hesser

Jordan Komnick

January 13, 2011

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By Jordan Komnick ’11, Copy Editor, and Kevin McSwiggen ’11, Contributor At 12:30 pm on January 9, 2011, CCDS senior Grant Hesser sent The Scroll a collection of confidential and classified communications between department...

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