By Xanni Brown, ’10, Lighter Fare Section Editor; and Allison Lazarus, ’10, Perspectives Section Editor.
Pressed for time? Forget an assignment? Not to worry! No teacher can resist these time-tested excuses.
- Your locker jammed and Mrs. Mapes left her crowbar at home.
- Tech Week.
- Mr. Dunn tore it up.
- Mrs. Dunn tore it up.
- You had just finished your paper when your computer crashed because you were just too curious about that “awesome product that really works!” on Facebook.
- Existential crisis, prompted by Mr. Black’s Nietzsche packets. What’s the point?
- You’re secretly a CIA agent and you were on a classified mission and if you told your teachers you would have to kill them.
- You died.
- You were scouring the city for that perfect Halloween costume. (Please no one take Bunch of Grapes!)
- You were on an official visit to Phoenix Online University.
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