The Scroll

CCD2012: Scroll reimagines the Olympic Games on campus

Holly Dayton

August 30, 2012

By Holly Dayton '13, Lens Section Editor A few weeks ago, the world turned its attention to the London 2012 Olympic Games. The staff of the Scroll were inspired to construct our own CCDS Olympics and answer the obvious questions...

NBC fall offerings: Matthew Perry, cute animals and "Hunger Games" knockoff

Sarah Beyreis

August 30, 2012

By Elizabeth Miller '15, Entertainment Editor For those of us who watched the Olympics, we all know what NBC’s fall shows are going to be, thanks to the thousands of commercials we saw during each break. All four shows the...

HUMOR: Dr. Martin becomes a new man

Avery Maier

August 30, 2012

By Avery Maier ’13, Co-Editor-in-Chief A summer is often a time to try something new—a time to climb a mountain in Alaska, a time to spend lazily relaxing by a pool, and apparently a time to entirely change one’...

HUMOR: A real CCDS curriculum guide, written by students for students

Holly Dayton

April 23, 2012

Compiled by Holly Dayton ’13. Written by Holly Dayton '13, Lens Section Editor; Caroline Gentile ’13, News Section Editor; Annie Nesbitt ’13, Arts and Entertainment Section Editor; Shashank Jejerikar ’13, Co...

HUMOR: Barton/Portman rig Student Council election

Edwin Sam

April 20, 2012

By Edwin Sam '13, Sports Section Editor. It was rigged. From the day he made the deceitful announcement about his Ponzi-Scheme charity, Athletes United, Michael Madoff carefully crafted a top-to-bottom conspiracy to win the e...

HUMOR: The real lyrics to those songs you thought you knew

Haleigh Miller

January 12, 2012

By Caroline Gentile '13, News Section Editor, and Avery Maier '13, News Section Editor There are few things more awkward than being called out for singing the wrong words to a song.  Whether you're in the car by yourself or...

HUMOR: Upper School students terrified by faculty

Haleigh Miller

November 11, 2011

By Nicky Niedermeier '12, LighterFare Section Editor The students of the Upper School are regarded for their exceptional academic performances. What motivates our peers? Terror. Pure, unadulterated fear of the cast of charac...

Junior Rafting Trip- The Untold Story

Holly Dayton

October 7, 2011

By Holly Dayton ’13, Lens Section Editor While most of the Junior class was gone last weekend, engaging in frivolous outdoor activities like white-water rafting and rappelling, some studious Juniors were at home working a...

A (first) day in the life of an average CCDS student

Haleigh Miller

September 7, 2011

By Nicky Niedermeier '12, LighterFare Section Editor 7:45 AM—You wake up suddenly after realizing you have hit the snooze button three times. 8:05 AM—You finally get to CCD. You wait five minutes to finally be waved through...

Why you should be the new Lighter Fare Section Editor

Amanda Young

March 11, 2011

By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Section Editor So now that I am a fourth quarter senior, I get to look forward to things like getting into college, never doing my homework, and most importantly (and the one that brings me...

VIDEO HUMOR- Radish News Report: Mr. Carey incarcerated after confiscations go too far!

Cody Pomeranz

February 15, 2011

Video by Baldur Tangvald '11, Video Section Editor Report by Jack Wildman '11, Contributor Ever since Baldur Tangvald's first installment of his widely touted Radish News segment, the school has been abuzz about what to expect fr...

HUMOR: Test your CCDS knowledge on Sporcle

Amanda Young

February 12, 2011

By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Editor Do you know the nickname of the back parking lot where sophomores, seniors, and juniors park? Do you remember the theme of the 2008 winter formal? Answer these questions and more here...