The Scroll

HUMOR: Apple accused of egregious ethics violations

Xanni Brown

March 9, 2010

By Xanni Brown, '10, Lighter Fare Section Editor Many of you probably own iPhones, but do you really know where all those nifty little apps come from?  I have some theories about the real stories behind the applications, and...

Double-take: student-celebrity lookalikes

Claire Heinichen

February 26, 2010

By Claire Heinichen, '11, Lighter Fare Editor You've seen The Scroll's past double-takes with teachers: Mr. Tumolo as Santa (link), Mr. Brownstein as Elliot Gould (link), Dr. Martin as King Leonidas (link).  But what about t...

HUMOR: How to simulate life in the Upper School

Xanni Brown

February 17, 2010

By Silence Dopoorly, ’56, Contributor Ever wonder what it’s like to attend the most elite college preparatory institution in Ohio? Well here’s your chance to experience life through the eyes of a “Day boy”—a si...

HUMOR: A Day in the Life of Kevin Baxter

Xanni Brown

February 11, 2010

By Nworb Innax, Secret Contributor, ’?? I thought I would give Scroll readers a glimpse into the life of senior Kevin Baxter, tribal pass winner, former Scroll contributor, and Science Olympian extraordinaire. Take this for wha...

HUMOR: Best local magazines, newspapers

Xanni Brown

February 8, 2010

By Xanni Brown, ’10, Lighter Fare Section Editor After an intense round of discussions, the rankings are in (albeit totally subjective).  The Scroll’s editorial staff has compiled a list of the top 15 magazines and news...

HUMOR: Top 10 reasons to come to CCDS

Xanni Brown

January 27, 2010

By Joey Fritz, '10, Contributor Trying to decide where to send your high school-age children?  Concerned about their future?  Now you don't have to be.  Just send them to The Cincinnati Country Day School and we'll take them...

HUMOR: (Part of) A day in the life of Jayne Caron

Xanni Brown

January 20, 2010

By Jayne Caron, '10, The Lens Section Editor I thought I would give Scroll readers a glimpse into the life of Jayne Caron, volleyball setter, Scroll editor, and Science Olympian extraordinaire. Take this for what you will –...

HUMOR: Party in the Country Day

Xanni Brown

January 14, 2010

By MacKenzie Pickett '10, Contributor, and Jessup Smith '10, LifeStyles Editor You've all heard the Miley Cyrus song "Party in the USA." It is literally everywhere. There is nowhere you can escape it. Just to make this tune...

Double-take with Mr. Tumolo

Xanni Brown

December 8, 2009

He’s got a bushy white beard.  There’s definitely a twinkle in his eye.  His jolly “Ho, ho, ho!” can be heard throughout the building. To all the boys and girls, he gives... well, mostly Fs, bu...

HUMOR: Aliens briefly invade school

Xanni Brown

December 2, 2009

By Xanni Brown, '10, Lighter Fare Editor I know that the school is trying to keep this story quiet, but I’m a journalist, and I feel compelled to bring you this news, no matter how unsettling it is. Last week, while all the ...

CARTOON by John Robinson

Xanni Brown

November 4, 2009

HUMOR: Top 10 excuses for not having your homework

Xanni Brown

October 26, 2009

By Xanni Brown, '10, Lighter Fare Section Editor; and Allison Lazarus, '10, Perspectives Section Editor. Pressed for time?  Forget an assignment?  Not to worry!  No teacher can resist these time-tested excuses. Your locker jamm...