By MacKenzie Pickett ’10, Contributor, and Jessup Smith ’10, LifeStyles Editor
You’ve all heard the Miley Cyrus song “Party in the USA.” It is literally everywhere. There is nowhere you can escape it. Just to make this tune even more ubiquitous around the halls, we’ve developed an alternate version. Presenting now, for the first time ever in complete form, the lyrics to “Party in the Country Day.” (You’re welcome.)
Party in the Country Day
Hopped out the car in the parking lot
With my Uggs and a Northface on
Welcome to the land of white and blue
We’re the class of 2010
Ran to the door with my Starbucks coffee
Administration ready to greet me
Everybody seems so crazy
Senioritis makin’ us lazy
My tummy’s hurting cuz I didn’t eat breakfast
No more bagels and I’m so mad
Then Vondale turns on the radio
And the Alma Mater’s on
And the Alma Mater’s on
And the Alma Mater’s on
(Chorus)
So I go to C band singing this song, thank God B drops today
Raisin’ my hand like “Yeah”
Flippin’ my pen like “Yeah”
I got my hands up
This day’s been long
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Get to the game with my Tribal Pass
We’ve gotta beat Summit now
Like “Who’s that team with such big dreams; they gotta be playoff bound”
So fun with my class all around me
It’s definitely such a neon party
‘Cause all I see are bright colors
And this game is so close
My tummy’s turnin’
And I’m feeling kinda nervous
Too much pressure
And we can’t miss
And then Rameez drops two free throws
And the Alma Mater’s on
And the Alma Mater’s on
And the Alma Mater’s on
(Chorus)
So I go to C band singing this song, thank God B drops today
Raisin’ my hand like “Yeah”
Flippin’ my pen like “Yeah”
I got my hands up
This day’s been long
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Feel like bustin’ out of school
Feel like breaking all the rules
Honor Code stops me every time
Today is cookie day and I feel alright!
(Chorus)
So I go to C band singing this song, thank God B drops today
Raisin’ my hand like “Yeah”
Flippin’ my pen like “Yeah”
I got my hands up
This day’s been long
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
(Na, na na na na na)
(Chorus)
Yeah, So I go to C band singing this song, thank God B drops today.
Raisin’ my hand like “Yeah”
Flippin’ my pen like “Yeah”
I got my hands up
This day’s been long
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day
Yeah
It’s a Party in the Country Day!
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