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HUMOR: Top ten rejected senior superlatives

Claire Heinichen

May 31, 2010

Filed under Featured Stories, Lighter Fare

By Xanni Brown, '10, Former Lighter Fare Section Editor 10. Most annoying couple 9. Least likely to ever be taken seriously 8. Most likely to be arrested 7. Worst-suited for any sort of a life beyond high school 6. Most likely...

HUMOR: Operation Spring Snow Day

Claire Heinichen

April 28, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Holly Dayton, '13, Contributor With ten garbage bags of fake snow, white paint, and duct tape behind me, I was ready to make my move. This was going to be good. It was Sunday, 10:21:31 Post Meridian Eastern Standard Time (I’d...

CARTOON by Jessup Smith

Xanni Brown

April 13, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

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CARTOON by John Robinson

Xanni Brown

March 11, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By John Robinson, '10...

HUMOR: Apple accused of egregious ethics violations

Xanni Brown

March 9, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Xanni Brown, '10, Lighter Fare Section Editor Many of you probably own iPhones, but do you really know where all those nifty little apps come from?  I have some theories about the real stories behind the applications, and...

Double-take: student-celebrity lookalikes

Claire Heinichen

February 26, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Claire Heinichen, '11, Lighter Fare Editor You've seen The Scroll's past double-takes with teachers: Mr. Tumolo as Santa (link), Mr. Brownstein as Elliot Gould (link), Dr. Martin as King Leonidas (link).  But what about t...

HUMOR: How to simulate life in the Upper School

Xanni Brown

February 17, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Silence Dopoorly, ’56, Contributor Ever wonder what it’s like to attend the most elite college preparatory institution in Ohio? Well here’s your chance to experience life through the eyes of a “Day boy”—a si...

HUMOR: A Day in the Life of Kevin Baxter

Xanni Brown

February 11, 2010

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By Nworb Innax, Secret Contributor, ’?? I thought I would give Scroll readers a glimpse into the life of senior Kevin Baxter, tribal pass winner, former Scroll contributor, and Science Olympian extraordinaire. Take this for wha...

HUMOR: Best local magazines, newspapers

Xanni Brown

February 8, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Xanni Brown, ’10, Lighter Fare Section Editor After an intense round of discussions, the rankings are in (albeit totally subjective).  The Scroll’s editorial staff has compiled a list of the top 15 magazines and news...

HUMOR: Top 10 reasons to come to CCDS

Xanni Brown

January 26, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Joey Fritz, '10, Contributor Trying to decide where to send your high school-age children?  Concerned about their future?  Now you don't have to be.  Just send them to The Cincinnati Country Day School and we'll take them...

HUMOR: (Part of) A day in the life of Jayne Caron

Xanni Brown

January 19, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By Jayne Caron, '10, The Lens Section Editor I thought I would give Scroll readers a glimpse into the life of Jayne Caron, volleyball setter, Scroll editor, and Science Olympian extraordinaire. Take this for what you will –...

HUMOR: Party in the Country Day

Xanni Brown

January 14, 2010

Filed under Lighter Fare

By MacKenzie Pickett '10, Contributor, and Jessup Smith '10, LifeStyles Editor You've all heard the Miley Cyrus song "Party in the USA." It is literally everywhere. There is nowhere you can escape it. Just to make this tune...

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